There's A Rainbow In My Pants ;U

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

this is cute.

cuteguys101: link

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:17:05 -0700

cuteguys101:

link

psychoanalyzeme: dachshund puppy ( x )

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:04:48 -0700

psychoanalyzeme:

dachshund puppy ( x )

ladycatacorn: xxdeadtoastxx: theofficialariel: Princess to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:52:19 -0700

ladycatacorn:

xxdeadtoastxx:

theofficialariel:

Princess to Prince Transformation

All characters portrayed by Richard Schaefer (Me)

Costumes also made by myself. My Fan-page

You are a god!!!!

Your princess cosplays look legit & so do the princes wtf how does that work

reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:33:03 -0700

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

othercat2: goddessofcheese: brofligate: did-you-kno: Source ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:28:11 -0700

othercat2:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

Always reblog Ching Shih.

kiwibutt: kyleehenke: scribblenauts: the dangerous effects of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:21:47 -0700

kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie

candichu: scREAMSsorry not sorry but this was WAY too cute to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:19:18 -0700

candichu:

scREAMS
sorry not sorry but this was WAY too cute to pass/ignore!!!

having too much fun with this pokemon fusion thing omg <3

banasmagiccastle: edtrip: naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool NEW...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:19:12 -0700

banasmagiccastle:

edtrip:

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER

fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this

lovelydyedlocks: thelastpoet: wherethewoollythingsare: never-p...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:01:53 -0700

lovelydyedlocks:

thelastpoet:

wherethewoollythingsare:

never-perfect-always-original:

Best hat ever.

I think I need one!

looooove

/slightly not hair related but it’s so amazing i had to share!

//putting under hair accessories~ hahah

the-masked-reptoid: tedonik: 0rdinarykid: I forgot to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:06:34 -0700

the-masked-reptoid:

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

Fucking Meow Meow

anachronistique: reasons I am thankful for the internet

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:02:17 -0700

anachronistique:

reasons I am thankful for the internet

folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:03:41 -0700

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

dduane: kerryblaze: buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:55:47 -0700

dduane:

kerryblaze:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

The best thing to come out the internet is we all got to know the wonder of George Takei.

Such a sweet guy.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:48:10 -0700

awkwardvagina: me and my girls on the way to prom

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:34:21 -0700

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom